I hope she doesn't mind, but I'm adding my own suggestion to her list. My suggestion is illustrated, to help us smaller-brained women comprehend the rules.
Rule #11: Always walk behind the man you serve. Following this rule accomplishes two things: it shows your man that you respect his superior mind and worth, and it shows the world that you embrace your subservient position.
Oh, cheer up. The servants have to walk behind you!
Note the good form here: she's a pace behind, but watching him intently to see where he leads next.
A lovely variation on the rule! Walk behind the man, but with head bowed passively. Wonderful!
There is one exception to our rule. If the man has been desperately and unsucessfully trying to produce biological offpsring, and finally makes his baby in your body, you may walk alongside him. This allows him to show off his handiwork:
When the pregnancy is over, immediately step back behind him and assume your correct position.